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Steam brain-rot telemetry // patch 2026

Huntsman's giga-cooked Steam dashboard

Steam profile | SteamID64 76561198113911243 | Tracking since Apr 10, 2026 05:58 PM UTC-07:00

The penis still grows off the CS2 streak, but the rest of this page now keeps score of the full Steam disease: side quests, inventory sludge, badge hoarding, cult memberships, aura bankruptcy, and every other public receipt proving the account is terminally online.
main feedOnline side questGray Zone Warfare vac statusNo pixel trophies36 live syncwatching for updates
doomscroll hours77.8hmain feedOnlineside questGray Zone Warfare (0.5h)backlog prison682pixel trophies36cult stack4achievement sludge3,182100% flexes2dlc goblins1,171loot pile1,566side stashTeam Fortress 2 (175)doomscroll hours77.8hmain feedOnlineside questGray Zone Warfare (0.5h)backlog prison682pixel trophies36cult stack4achievement sludge3,182100% flexes2dlc goblins1,171loot pile1,566side stashTeam Fortress 2 (175)
aura debtqueue goblintouch grass deniedbrainrot patch 2026giga cookeddopamine side quest
CS2 still owns the apartment
rotator100 slides loaded
switch30s cursed loop
sourcereal Steam stats, dumb delivery
Rotating brain-rot transmission
main feed custody battle

CS2 still owns the apartment

Huntsman owns 682 games, but the account keeps crawling back to Counter-Strike 2 like the other 681 entries are decorative drywall.

games owned682
current feedOnline
freshnessjust now
1 / 100 changes every 30s
CS2 still owns the apartmentthe backlog is not a backlog anymorethe account has developed item furnitureachievement sludge is escaping the containertrading card behavior reached pension-plan levels
Main character goon streak
1
Early cum activity
Huntsman is on a 1-day heater. This is still the flagship dick stat. Everything else on the page exists to show the full stack of slop: side quests, backlog prison, cult tabs, and loot-pile goblin behavior.
Cum pressure by streak length
goon alarm live // aura leaking
Cum status: Early cum activity
Daily detection resets at midnight America/Los_Angeles. This is a forward-only observed streak that started on Apr 10, 2026.
Live cooked status
online
Current game: Online
Status line: Online
Biggest side piece: Gray Zone Warfare
Last trigger: hours_2w_increased
Last poll: Apr 10, 2026 08:00 PM UTC-07:00
Freshness: just now
Exact Steam 2w total: 77.8
Aura collapse summary
Longest streak
1
Tracked days
1
CS2 hours total
3,177
CS2 past 2 weeks
78.1
Steam past 2 weeks
77.8
Side game hours
0.5
Total achievements
3,182
Completion rate
16%
Brain-rot side quest report
This is the last-two-weeks relationship graph. CS2 is the main wife. Everything else is a side flirt, rebound, or skibidi detour once the queue goblin starts farming dopamine scraps.
#1
Counter-Strike 2
78.1h
past 2 weeks
Lifetime shame: 3,177h
#2
Gray Zone Warfare
0.5h
past 2 weeks
Lifetime shame: 16.6h
Inventory wallet attack
$6.55
Estimated from priced marketable CS2 items only. Priced items: 33 | Unpriced items: 117. Wallet got mogged by skins.
CS2 trinkets
234
Marketable: 150 | Unpriced: 117
Steam junk drawer
888
All visible Steam Community items currently stacked in the digital garage.
Public hoard total
1,566
Across every public game inventory the profile exposes.
Steam profile level
70
Awards: 1 | Exact from the public profile page.
Games and DLC
682
Owned games with DLC pile behind it: 1,171.
Wishlist and reviews
62
Wishlisted: 62 | Reviews written: 26.
Friends, shots, comments
95
Friends: 95 | Screenshots: 110 | Comments: 78.
Visible inventory games
12
How many different game inventories are publicly visible right now.
Top non-CS2 pile
175
Team Fortress 2 is the biggest side stash.
Badges and groups
36
Badges: 36 | Groups joined: 4.
Achievements
3,182
Perfect games: 2 | Avg completion: 16%.
Years of service
600
Years-of-service badge XP from the public profile.
Account flags
No
VAC banned: No | Trade ban: None | Limited account: No. Official Steam receipts, no copium.
Public profile receipts
Profile level
70
Profile awards: 1.
Games owned
682
DLC owned: 1,171.
Reviews and wishlist
26
Reviews: 26 | Wishlisted: 62.
Friends and comments
95
Friends: 95 | Comments: 78 | Screenshots: 110.
Steam cult memberships
These are exact public group memberships from the profile XML. The profile joined them, not me. I am just the court reporter for the aura crash.
Primary cult
Hentai!
Members: 1,461,335
Online: 158,679 | In-game: 28,478
Side cult
The Holy Church of Negev
Members: 5,925
Online: 1,146 | In-game: 176
Side cult
LimitlessRust
Members: 94,202
Online: 22,145 | In-game: 5,233
Inventory disease map
Steam888 items
Counter-Strike 2234 items
Team Fortress 2175 items
Rust79 items
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS69 items
BattleBlock Theater47 items
Biggest non-CS2 item pile: Team Fortress 2 | Total visible public item stacks: 1,566
Source and reality check
Exact page stats source
Steam
Games owned, DLC, friends, comments, screenshots, and total recent hours come from the public profile page.
Inventory price source
Proxy
Skin values are still estimates via SteamItemValue public proxy and only cover the priced subset.
Member since
November 7, 2013
Privacy: public | Level 70 | Awards 1
API bits
Live
/api/status/healthz
Lowest-price floor: $6.54
Exact profile stats source: Steam profile page